Misfits of Science

SJ I'M A LITTLE BIT CUN-TRY/ OP I'M A LITTLE BIT ROCK ‘N' ROLL   SJ I'M NOT/ ANOTHER ONE O' THOSE/
BEHIND CLOSED DOORS METROS/
GETTIN' PEDICURES, 'TTENDIN' PET SHOWS/ (BANG)  
   
OP
      
I’M A MODERN DAY PLAY ON MODERN WAYS METRO? BET YOUR ASS AND YOUR TOUPEE HETRO 
BUT I’M GAY IN A STRAIGHT WAY LET GO OF YA OLD WAYS RETRO OK? 
LADIES THEY PAY THEIR OWN WAY AND STAY OUT LATE
WHILE I STAY HOME BAKE, I DON’T STAY HOME MAD I STAY HOME GLAD
I COULD BE A STAY HOME DAD/ 
I EVEN LET EM GET THEIR OWN WAY AS LONG AS THEY (BANG)/
     
SJ
   
WHAT'S THE WORLD COMIN' TO/
 WHEN YOU TURNIN' INTO WOMEN TOO/
 THEN NEXT, INJECT, MEN GET PREG TOO/
 EGG COOKIN' IN THE KITCHEN WHILE YA WIFEY'S CHANNEL FLICKIN'/
 SO SHE GOT YA THINKIN', BUT SHE BINGE DRINKIN'  (BANG) OP "IM NO SHRINKIN VIOLET AND NO WINGER AND MY STYLE IS NON VIOLENT WITH NO INJURIES/   
 LISTENIN TO ME WIFE BEATER, 
YOU SHOULD TRY THAT BEAVER EATIN 
SO SHE CAN GET SOME SATISFACTION WHEN YOU" (BANG)   OP
  
"I LIKE A WOMAN LIKE A LABEL, SHE INDEPENDENT/ 
NO DEPEND PAD SPONSORS SHE JUST SWEET SCENTED/ 
NO MONSTERS GET IT WITH...
NAMES LIKE MAYBEL AND A WOOLLY MAMMOTH BELOW THE NAVEL (BANG)// 
SJ
  DISTASTEFUL YOU CHASIN'/ WOMEN NOTHIN' BUT DISGRACEFUL/
 WANT IT IN THE BUTT, THEN FACIAL/
 YEAH I'M LIVIN' IN THE JUNGLE WHILE YOU LIVIN' IN A BUBBLE/ 
LIKE BARNEY RUBBLE – GOT NO TROUBLE WITH THE STUBBLE/ 
I LOVE A WOMAN FROM THE VALLEY/ 
AND I AIN'T TALKIN' BOUT A DOUBLE D PAMMY/ 
I AIN'T BORAT/ DON'T AIM FOR DAT/
 BOTH LIPS TOO LOOSE/
 I'MA CHOOSE THE CRACK, NOT A FLAP WHEN I (BANG)// OP

 THE BLACK JAM I'M NOT WITH IT/ 
AND IF HER FRONT HANGS LIKE A SLEEVE OF A WIZARD I DON’T PLAN TA VISIT/
 BUT SHE COULD BE A MUTANT AS LONG AS SHE A SHAVER/
 AND AS BALD AS CHARLES XAVIER (BANG)//                                                                      
   
SJ 

IT AIN'T A MAJOR/ IF SHE AIN'T A MAINTAINER/
 THESE PUSSYCATS BETTER BE HOUSE-TRAINED/
 I'M A HANDYMAN, NOT A CANDYMAN/
 GET THE BIRDS OUT THE CAGE, AND I CAN BE A FAMILY MAN (BANG)// 
LOOK LOOK, I AIN’T ASKIN’ FOR MUCH/ 
JUST A 5 COURSE DINNER, IN THE MORNIN’ SOME BRUNCH/ 
COOK COOK, WHAT YA WANNA, JUST MAKE SURE IT GOT MY MAMA TOUCH/ 
I’MA PUT THE BUN UP IN THE OVEN SPREAD THE LOVIN’, BUT/ 
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DAYS WHEN GIRLS WERE CALLED BIRDS AND WOULDN’T/
 HUSH YA WORDS/ NO THEY COULDN’T/
 TOUCH UP ON YA NERVES/
 UNDERSTOOD IT – THAT WE THE KING OF THE WORLD//
 
 OP I WANT A GO GETTER WITH GET UP AND GO/ NO GO-GO GET UPS OR GHETTO HOES/ NO ‘GET UP AND GO’/ NO THROWBACK, PRIMITIVE ASS, WITH LIMITED MASS/ WHOSE ONLY GOAL IS TA SPLIT ‘EM HALF/ A REGULAR GUY LOOKIN’ FOR REGULAR FLY/ BUT I CHECK ‘EM WITH SPECULUMS/ FIND A SPECK IN ‘EM I’M REJECTIN’ ‘EM/ GUYS ALL AGREE ON ONE MAN “WE NEED A CHICKEN TA BANG LIKE CHITTY CHITTY BANG…” © 2008 Y. Moodley/S. McQuinn/M. Bridgman-Cooper/S. Holloway (Control)